Live life by the lance!

A friend commissioned some of my OCs getting screwed.  I cropped the top picture because they didn’t want me to publish a picture of their own OC (and I still like how it turned out sooo). 

He is uh, having nice dreams.

He is uh, having nice dreams.

I didn’t know gay sexual tensions between turkeys could be possible.

Aahahah I had forgotten about that.

And a bonus:

Yuri didn’t stretch enough.

I wonder where Stefan’s brand is? 

I wonder where Stefan’s brand is? 

Hatred mostly, but also some twisted love.
I traced the celtic design from a tattoo I found on the internet but I accidentally erased the link oh my god how is it even possible to be so clumsy. Tell me if it’s yours I’ll add proper credits. 

Hatred mostly, but also some twisted love.

I traced the celtic design from a tattoo I found on the internet but I accidentally erased the link oh my god how is it even possible to be so clumsy. Tell me if it’s yours I’ll add proper credits. 

Flynn & Yuri for suguelya; thanks a bunch!
(commission info)

Flynn & Yuri for suguelya; thanks a bunch!

(commission info)

bad0mens:

suspiciouspopsicle:

bad0mens:

suspiciouspopsicle:

bad0mens:

suspiciouspopsicle:

bad0mens:

hoskky said: DON’T SET THE PARK ON FIRE

THAT’S WHAT I TOLD HER.

Edit: in regards to this post by suspiciouspopsicle

What about a freak hailstorm then? :D

spontaneous human combustion, alien abduction, A SUDDEN OUTBREAK OF AMNESIA.

BOO-BOO.

TRY AGAIN.

and no sudden cases of murder either, or a rampaging rhino, or anything of the sort

EL CHUPACABRA

Zagi ollies through the middle of the argument, Yuri answers the challenge, the police get involved, the evening ends in a fit of Benny Hill-esque madness, and everyone forgets about the talk that was supposed to happen, brilliant, genius, best fic.

NO. NOPE. NOT OKAY. UNOKAY. NOKAY,

ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

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HOSKKY, HELP

I’M SORRY I CAN’T DO ANYTHING AGAINST HER. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Art trade with Luman, their OC Rahim!

Art trade with Luman, their OC Rahim!

lumannn:

Art trade with hoskky. Their OC Crash.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU, thanks a billion, I came home to a great surprise! I have no words, it’s beautiful!

lumannn:

Art trade with hoskky. Their OC Crash.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU, thanks a billion, I came home to a great surprise! I have no words, it’s beautiful!